My library selection of the week has been Just Another Solider by Jason Hartley and the author has brought to light a subject that I think is in no way stressed enough in any American composition class: the importance of fuck as an in-fix in the english language. It works so simply that even the biggest fuck-up can understand it easily. Lets have a look shall we:
Beau McKay quickly grew a disdain for his first name.
In this sentence the underlined portion is the suffix.
Sorry about the pregasm on your eyebrow baby.
In this sentence the underlined portion is the prefix.
Did my friend bang a girl with one leg…absofuckinglutely!
So here you see how useful fuck is as an in-fix. Seriously how many other words in the English language can fulfill this task?
Well now, wasn't that a fun little lesson? What was with the bears man. I thought for sure after the first quater and that amazing and history making kick-off return they were the gonna be easy money. Well anyways, after all those fumbles by both sides during the biggest fucking game of the year who can say that either side truly deserved it more. I guess to some it up-decent game really bad commericals.
It getting late and I finished my book...so I am stuck watching Zoolander, since theres nothing else on. My friend Andy's kid once told me how funny it was...I am starting to think that I should bear much credence to the movie reviews of Junior High School girls. I am still waiting to hear about being a sub...so if you have any spare change email it to me-I am still fucking poor. And other than leaving a voicemail for an old friend thats pretty much it. Peace out puntos.
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